Bandwidth Limerick 8/31/11

My internet'd been on the blink.

Pages loaded normally in just a wink

They said, "Comp'ter's on the fritz". But, I knew it's their bandwidths.

Agonizing work stretched on for some weeks.

But, like Mafia, I avenged my dead Wi-Fi.

For music, I blasted my Hi-Fi.

Dust'd off my pen, typewrote papers and then,

Snapped... and they screamed of nuked ISP on SyFy.

Though, clearly it was to no avail.

Those efforts reached b'yond the pale.

So now fuss, fight, damage or sue, it seems no matter what I will do

Access seriously sucks from the jail.

Inspired by Chris Curtis, Delta College