Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Bandwidth Limerick 8/31/11

My internet'd been on the blink.
Pages loaded normally in just a wink
They said, "Comp'ter's on the fritz". But, I knew it's their bandwidths.
Agonizing work stretched on for some weeks.

But, like Mafia, I avenged my dead Wi-Fi.
For music, I blasted my Hi-Fi.
Dust'd off my pen, typewrote papers and then,
Snapped... and they screamed of nuked ISP on SyFy.

Though, clearly it was to no avail.
Those efforts reached b'yond the pale.
So now fuss, fight, damage or sue, it seems no matter what I will do
Access seriously sucks from the jail.


Inspired by Chris Curtis, Delta College

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Unseen Force- Honored (Administrative Office Professionals Day 2011)

The Unseen Force- Honored


D. Segura


4/26/11



Of the forest and the trees,


we have no luxury


in our work


of dwelling on just one or the other.


We must also observe


and preempt and respond to


everything in between


which lurks;


waiting.



We are supported


by an oft


unseen force.


This phalanx of experts


enables our efforts


to care for the forest


and to tend to the trees


and collect the fruits


of her bounty.



Usually the first


to step into the fray


and frequently


the last to be celebrated,


but their contribution


is vital to our mission.



For without their selfless


wielding of so mysterious powers,


the trees would go unpruned,


the paths would go untended


the needs of the fauna would go unmet


the whole forest is lost.



So, today we raise up those whose


place should already be on the pedestal.


While always revered,


today they take the place of honor.


Today the unseen is seen;


the saviors of both


forest and trees;


heroines and heroes to all the rest.

Friday, October 29, 2010

The Year's Race Winds Down

A leaf lands
a season ends.
A red-brown checkered ground
flags the race as over.
It started
with millions
of green flags waving,
revving summer's engine.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

2007 Thanksgiving Haikus by others at the Turkey Trot

Untitled
Brent Gilbert
Pilgrim Unbuckle
Thanksgiving turkey and pie
Tryptophan Heaven


Why Jim, Why?
Rashad Baiyasi
Silently we cry
Why oh Why in the world
Was our skit sooo long?

Untitled
Mark Robertson
Thankful for Autumn
Thankful for my family
Thankful Jim is Done

Untitled
Linda Krukowski
Feathers in the wind
Turkey entrails litter the ground
All for gluttony.

Untitled
Anonymous
Grateful Gluttony
Asphyxiating in pie
Celebrate Football


I Can’t Breathe
By: Julie Cramton
Horn-of-plenty Day
Brings a belly stuffed tonight
Filled with misery

Family
By: Anonymous
Potatoes, Turkey
Thankful, Grateful, Tradition
Gather, Celebrate


Untitled
By:Mike Garlick
Gifted with Blessings
Tryptophan Yawnings, Beltloosed
Celebrate with Thanks


Untitled
Samatha Bradbury
Morning, noon and night
Turkey, stuffing, yams and corn,
LazyBoy sleeping
For More Thanksgiving Haikus, See below or in older posts

O Turkey, My Turkey

O Turkey, My Turkey!
Daniel W. Segura-Whitman
11/20/08

While most literati know that Walt Whitman’s famous poem “O Captain, my Captain!” was written to mourn the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, few know that he borrowed the format of the poem from another. Years prior to the death of Lincoln, Whitman wrote a very similar ode to the turkey at the centerpiece of his Thanksgiving dinner.

O Turkey, my Turkey! Your shortish life is done,
You eat every scrap and much corn, so the fat entrée we sought is won
Port Wine is near, dinner bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While hungry eyes prayerfully kneel, is Turkey stuffed in preparing;
But O Heart! Gizzard! Liver!
O the juicy drops of drippings,
Whence from my gravy springs
There on the platter my Turkey lies,
Roasted for childrens’ droolings.

O Turkey! My Turkey! Plump up and hear dinn’r bells;
Brown up- for you the oven is warmed, for you a tummy growls,
While leaves fall, the harvest is plucked and the table’s a-crowding,
For you they call, that hungry mass, their eager faces yearning;
Here O Turkey! Dear dinner!
That axe that cleaved your head
It's some dream that on the stump,
You’ve fed our family… pre-packaged, processed ahead.

My Turkey needs not answer, breast, legs and thighs are brown;
My mother saves me a wing, but white-meat is renown;
The family is seated safe and sound, our dinner close to done;
From fragrant kitchen arrives a matron bearing potatoes, squash and bun;
Exult O Thankful diners, and ring O dinn’r bells!
And I, with sharpened knife,
Slice the breast… as my Turkey lies,
Browned… bereft of life.

Monday, April 28, 2008

The Saddest of Truths

The Saddest of Truths
Daniel Segura
4/28/08

The bluest of blues comes not from the broodiest of youth
but the sagest of the aged for they’ve seen that untruth not sooth
shall send to war the liveliest of life
spreading the blight of fight’s strife.

As the richest debate the merits of might
over the rightness of Man’s rights
to send our youngest to fight,
the lowliest will lose their dark life’s only lights.

The quick bearers of military’s braun
shant keep their futures for long.
They’ll enforce the brutality of might
as they raise their arms and take sight.

And the World’s future has lost
at the greatest compounding of cost
those who could’ve worked to unleash
a flood of Love’s tidings and real peace.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Submission to A Prairie Home Companion

For the Love of the Flag

Daniel Segura 4/1/08


In Wind’s fierce gale, the Stars and Stripes stand right.

Day’s darkest grey and Tempest’s toughest blow

shall incite her to rise her fullest height,

Signing and singing her freedom below.


No small token, she’s more. She’s a lover

of Blue’s fight for justice beyond station

of Red’s thoughts of shed blood and true valor,

and White’s quest for democratization.


Detractors’ derisions shall lend no fear,

nor Pol’tic’s divisions cause a divide

for her great strength’s so awesome to revere

and Framers’ vision shall ever abide.


So, long may she wave much more than just cloth.

In breath and in life, we’ll pledge her our oath.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Thanksgiving Haikus

A Purpose Driven Life
He has a Purpose…
To give up his waddle for
Bourgeois haut cuisine.

Squanto
Pilgrims were humbled.
They wouldn’t starve this winter
thanks to their Squanto.


Turkenkhamen
Cranberry embalmed
crispily mummified in
his own fatty jus.

The Axe and a Prayer
For Mr. Turkey,
no mercy for him, but Grace
is offered for him.