Thanksgiving Haikus

A Purpose Driven Life
He has a Purpose…
To give up his waddle for
Bourgeois haut cuisine.

Squanto
Pilgrims were humbled.
They wouldn’t starve this winter
thanks to their Squanto.


Turkenkhamen
Cranberry embalmed
crispily mummified in
his own fatty jus.

The Axe and a Prayer
For Mr. Turkey,
no mercy for him, but Grace
is offered for him.