Mole Day Jokes- Avogadro

Science Geek Humor- Avogadro

What is Avogadro's favorite animal?

• Duh, the mole

What is Avogadro's favorite sweetener?

• Molasses

How do you know that Avogadro had personality issues?

• He was always making mountains out of mole hills.

What teeth did Avogadro lose first as a child?

• His molars.

Why didn't the old mole ever lose all of his teeth?

• Because he had 6.02 X 10 to the 23rd of them

How did Avogadro's bird react to all of the attention his master received for coming up with the Avogadro Constant?

• It molted.

What is Avogadro's favorite food?

• Guacamole

Here's one that will only appeal to those who are equally knowledgeable about the bible; who are blatantly irreverent; complete cornballs and who love science....
"What did Jesus say about why Avogadro shouldn't point out the specks in another scientist's Constant?

• Because he must first address the Planck in his own Constant."