Job Search Haiku

Resume too long? They say you only get 7 seconds to get to the yes or hold pile. Given the texting nature of America's youth, this might just be the wave of the future. Maximize your 7 seconds!

 Try cutting your documents down to the 17 syllables of Haiku.

The Cover Letter
Great skills for your job!
I do teams and details well.
Drop texts to "talk" more.

The Resume
I'm experienced.
I am smart and by-golly
Most people like me.

The Letter of Recommendation
He was really great!
We are sorry to lose him.
Tough times. So,... you know.